Donald Trump’s most outlandish Tweets 

Twitter should pay Donny each time he tweets, the most powerful man in the world. He has created so much business for them with his outrageous Twitter attacks. Covfefe aside, late-night tweets are bad news. Beware of the late-night tweeting Don. However amusing the typos, staying up to share 140 character quips can throw you off your game of running the free world. But Trump plans to keep tweeting regardless of the media’s response.

DONALD TRUMP’S OUTRAGEOUS TWEETS!!! (List is not exhaustive)

  • I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter! -11:44 AM – 27 Jan 2016
  • I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance!  -8:06 PM – 9 Aug 2015
  • Why did Mitt Romney BEG me for my endorsement four years ago?-11:59 AM – 3 Mar 2016 (Wow)
  • If @TedCruz doesn’t clean up his act, stop cheating, & doing negative ads, I have standing to sue him for not being a natural born citizen.  -7:45 PM – 12 Feb 2016  (Remarkable)
  • Wow, Jeb Bush, whose campaign is a total disaster, had to bring in mommy to take a slap at me. Not nice!  -2:37 PM – 6 Feb 2016 (Mommy dearest to the rescue? Fantastic)
  • Interesting how President Obama so haltingly said I “would never be president” – This from perhaps the worst president in U.S. history!  -11:08 AM – 17 Feb 2016 (The worst! Amazing)
  • ….likewise, billions of dollars gets brought into Mexico through the border. We get the killers, drugs & crime, they get the money!       -11:53 AM – 13 Jul 2015
  • . @CNN poll just hit 49% for Trump. Interesting how my numbers have gone so far up since lightweight Marco Rubio has turned nasty. Love it!   -11:18 PM – 2 Mar 2016
  • If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!  -10:22 PM – 10 Sep 2014 (Yep, he went there! -_-)
  • Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood – 2:07 AM – 6 Jun 2014 (Oh boy! * _*)
  • This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!  – 4:33 AM – 7 Nov 2012 (But your own election was free and fair of course)
  • Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!  – 7:47 PM – 17 Oct 2012 (Bella!)
  • Robert I’m getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I’m right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider. -5:21 PM – 18 Oct 2012 (OMG!! No words @_@)
  • So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn’t matter– the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.  -6:05 PM – 19 Oct 2012 (Oh my poor covfefe :0 )
  • Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.  -9:48 PM – 22 Oct 2012 (°_°)
  • Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don’t have time except to say “Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!”  -7:45 PM – 23 Oct 2012 (Look away Kirsten coz gurl)
  • Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!  -9:02 PM – 9 Nov 2012 (Poor lying Brian)
  • After Friday’s Twilight release, I hope Robert Pattinson will not be seen in public with Kristen–she will cheat on him again!  -6:15 PM – 13 Nov 2012 (No wonder she turned into a lesbian)
  • . @katyperry must have been drunk when she married Russell Brand @rustyrockets – but he did send me a really nice letter of apology!  -10:00 PM – 16 Oct 2014 (To be fair, who in their ryt mind marries Russell Brand)
  • . @katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!  -12:52 AM – 17 Oct 2014  (A travesty!)
  • . @katyperry I watched Russell Brand and I think his mind is fried – he looks really bad. Russell is a total joke, a dummy who is lost!  -1:08 AM – 17 Oct 2014 (No wonder Katy was Team Hillary)
  • . @katyperry is no bargain but I don’t like John Mayer–he dates and tells–be careful Katy (just watch!).  -7:07 PM – 19 Oct 2012 (Good looking out Trump)
  • . @ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.  -3:54 PM – 28 Aug 2012 (Funny af!)
  • President Obama – close down the flights from Ebola infected areas right now, before it is too late! What the hell is wrong with you?  -1:05 AM – 5 Oct 2014 (Zero chill, bastard!)
  • The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!  -2:22 AM – 2 Aug 2014
  • Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.  -8:32 PM – 7 Nov 2012 (Yaaaaaas!)
  • Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…   -5:35 PM – 3 May 2013 (I’m gonna be leader of the free world haters!!!)
  • The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.   -15 PM – 6 Nov 2012 (You old climate change denier you)


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